12/2/92
Slaymaker Lock Co., Inc.
Lancastrer, PA 17604
Dear Slaymakers:
It's been nearly four years since I sent you the enclosed letter and the defective lock mentioned therein. If I had to count on you for security, I’d be naked and homeless by now. No wonder you guys have never over-taken Master as the nation's lock leader. How about shakin' a leg before I die of old age?!
No longer patiently yours,
J.K. Daehler
P.S. Are you guys Amish? I notice your address is in Amish country, is that why your response is taking so long? If a new lock is already on its way to me via buggy, please accept my apology.
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