Showerhead and Faucet Aerator

12/16/91

Seventh Generation          

Colchester, VT 05446-1672

To Whom It May Concern,

     You guys are normally a-okay by me, but this water-saving showerhead and faucet aerator are strictly un-recyclable garbage.  Far from being "impressed" by the advertised "forceful flow" of your shower head, I was barely aware the water had been turned on last week when I excitedly stepped into the tub for my first politically correct shower.  I was disappointed by the delicate mist my heretofore high-pressure nozzle was emitting.  It felt as if I were sneezing into a light wind or getting drooled on by a medium sized dog.  So weak and spiritless was the spray that -- had I not reattached the old head on the spot -- I'd probably still be in there trying to get the shampoo out of my hair! 

     I'll cheerfully carry old newspapers and bundle cardboard till the cows come home, but I guess I'm just not evolved enough yet to sacrifice my showers for the cause of conservation.  I'm equally sorry to report that even if the valve hadn't immediately broken off the kitchen aerator, I would have similar complaints about its performance.  Accordingly, I have enclosed the offending items and would appreciate a refund, including shipping.  However, I urge you to take heart and not be discouraged.  I am confident that one day your researchers will have the kinks worked out or maybe I -- and others like me -- will have grown too guilty or insensitive to notice.  No hard feelings!   

                 

Sincerely,

Jake Daehler

WGA registered 2010